Where is Gerald??

Possibilities:

1.)Gerald has fallen behind the letter/package sorting machine and will not be discovered for 15 years until the post office decides to put a new coat of paint on the walls.

2.)Gerald is in the attic of some disgruntled postal worker along with 3,000 pounds of undelivered mail.

3.)Gerald has met some cute gnomette and has run off with her. Probably to Vegas.

4.)Gerald has really been kidnapped.

5.)Gerald is just taking his time...